Your Pokéname is: Vaportung
You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of grass, Cherry Garcia and blood.
You have a fear of rocks. You can shoot jet fuel. You can puke maple syrup. You can spit sand. You can throw lightning bolts. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe lava. You can walk on air. You have bionic implants.
Your natural enemy is Mewmander.
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