Your Pokéname is: Vaporbra
You live in the veldts of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, Cherry Garcia and kerosene.
You can shoot broken glass. You can shoot poison. You can spit sledgehammers. You can spit nunchucks. You can eat rocks. You can resist granola. You have mafia connections. You can shoot Dr. Pepper. You can throw ice bolts.
Your natural enemy is Mewwad.
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