Your Pokéname is: Squirfu
You live in the snowy valleys of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, TV dinners and coffee.
You can puke maple syrup. You can shoot sledgehammers. You can shoot hot death. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can throw jet fuel. You can puke electricity. You can shoot ice bolts. You have a fear of acid. You have scaly skin.
Your natural enemy is Humbar.
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