Your Pokéname is: Shatpuff
You live in the frigid tundra of Kamchatka, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, fruits and lattés.
You can resist fire. You have goassamer wings. You have a covered wicker basket. You can spit lightning bolts. You have uncanny instinct. You can throw granola. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You have a cell phone. You can spit jet fuel. You have mallets for hands.
Your natural enemy is Charpit.
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