Your Pokéname is: Politung
You live in the searing volcanoes of Guatemala, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, macaroni and cheese and Dr. Pepper.
You can resist hot death. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have scaly skin. You can breathe maple syrup. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You can throw poison. You can eat bricks. You can spit rocks. You can spit sand. You have a fear of tahini. You can swim in water.
Your natural enemy is Moomander.
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