Your Pokéname is: Pikaeon
You live in the blazing deserts of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, macaroni and cheese and industrial runoff.
You have a magic chest of hats. You can puke lava. You have a fear of wind. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have scaly skin. You can resist maple syrup. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can eat bricks. You can puke hot death.
Your natural enemy is Vulnerd.
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