Your Pokéname is: Nidomon
You live in the steppes of China, and your diet consists mostly of cows, TV dinners and beer.
You have big hair. You have a fear of tahini. You can spit cosmic energy bolts. You can puke jet fuel. You can shoot broken glass. You can float in Mr. PiBB. You can throw poison. You have ten-inch claws. You can resist acid. You can float in water.
Your natural enemy is Eerina.
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