Your Pokéname is: Loeon
You live in the steaming jungles of Cameroon, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, macaroni and cheese and coffee.
You have spikes running down your back. You can float in lava. You can spit Dr. Pepper. You can walk on Mr. PiBB. You can spit bricks. You can walk on poison. You have a discoball. You have uncanny instinct.
Your natural enemy is Drownerd.
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