Your Pokéname is: Kowhirl
You live in the valleys of Japan, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, cows and green tea.
You have bionic implants. You can breathe bricks. You can resist broken glass. You can throw acid. You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You have a fear of salt spikes. You can puke rocks.
Your natural enemy is Bertchu.
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