Your Pokéname is: Hypnowhirl
You live in the humid rainforests of Egypt, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, rocks and blood.
You can throw sledgehammers. You can breathe acid. You have a full-body tattoo. You have a fear of granola. You can swim in water. You have propellors. You can throw jet fuel.
Your natural enemy is Bertchu.
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