Your Pokéname is: Humvee
You live in the searing volcanoes of Brazil, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, small rodents and ambrosia.
You have shiny red platform shoes. You can throw slime. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You have a fear of evil glances. You can spit lava. You can throw nunchucks. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can resist sand.
Your natural enemy is Squirrino.
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