Your Pokéname is: Humbra
You live in the snowy mountains of Patagonia, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, donuts and industrial runoff.
You have spikes running down your back. You can puke broken glass. You can spit cosmic energy bolts. You have a discoball. You can throw hot death. You can throw force bolts.
Your natural enemy is Squirwad.
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