Your Pokéname is: Eenerd
You live in the veldts of China, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, twigs and nectar.
You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You can shoot sand. You can resist jet fuel. You have a song in your heart. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe broken glass. You can spit 8-track tapes.
Your natural enemy is Nidoeon.
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