Your Pokéname is: Bertfu
You live in the icy glaciers of Kamchatka, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, meatballs and beer.
You can spit 8-track tapes. You can spit maple syrup. You can breathe fire. You have spikes running down your back. You can walk on Mr. PiBB. You can spit rocks. You have mafia connections. You can shoot lava. You have a discoball. You can swim in jet fuel.
Your natural enemy is Kobar.
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