Your Pokéname is: Humorb
You live in the savannahs of Japan, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, rocks and beer.
You can breathe lava. You have goassamer wings. You can eat maple syrup. You can eat Dr. Pepper. You can throw jet fuel. You have cool shades. You can spit evil glances. You can shoot lightning bolts. You can throw bricks.
Your natural enemy is Squirtle.
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