tonight little children will go scampering about all bundled up in their autumn boots and jackets, wearing painted-on faces and reflective strips, going from door to door collecting plastic-wrapped sugar snacks. mmm… invert sugar… modified milk ingredients… glycerin.
sorry if I seem a bit overcynical… I’m just tired and I don’t have a costume 🙁 I’m really just a sad little boy who doesn’t look like a goof… er, well, I don’t have a goofy costume, anyway.
BOO HOO HOO
um, pertinent news: I hate bills