so some guy calls from a telemarketing company in london (ontario), and asks for a man 19 years of age or older. that’s me, i guess. so he asks me about beverages. have I had to drink any bottled or canned soft drinks in the past week? no. wine? no, I don’t drink. coffee? no. liquor? um, no. beer? no. would I like to participate in further surveys on the internet? no. thank you for your time. good-bye. that was possibly the most pointless (and painless) conversation I’ve ever had.